Now thats what i call nonsense

Good evening and welcome to this weeks update.
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Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy
This week has seen the duo hired by a local tramp to find his missing ex girlfriend. Before long they track her down, but having found her Dick finds himself irresistibly attracted to her and the pair begin a torrid affair.
This episode is called
Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy in:- Dick loves bums' ex

Band names
Wonky!?
&
A lot heavier one end

A new segment for you this week is
Random sentence of the week
First entry
Have you ever seen a rabbit pulled out of a road cone?

Lord of the rings the musical
This weeks song will be Hotel California
And will become
Ents home Fangorn Forest
Lyrics:



In a dark humid forest, little light anywhere. 
Slight smell of cedar, hanging in the air. 
Up ahead in the distance, was a movement of light. 
My sword grew heavy and supplies were thin. 
But when I stopped for the night. 
This tree was talking to me.
This could not be no way; 
And I was thinking to myself,
should I just run or should I maybe stay. 
Then he bent down and told me, yes he told me the way. 
There are voices in this forest here, 
and you'll here them say......

Welcome to the Ents home Fangorn forest, 
such a lovely place, 
for A lovely race. 
Plenty of life at the Ents home Fangorn forest. 
Any time of year, 
you can find us here.

Oh dear

Good evening all and welcome to the latest installment  of our attempt to change the world.

Dynamic Dick and Ball Bag boy.

This week has see them hired by the local aquarium known as the Incredible Below. As well as the usual thefts of chocolate starfish from the confectionery counter the prize fish have been going missing so Dynamic Dick and Ball Bag Boy get on the case to track down the thief  with the fishy five finger discount.
This episode is known as Dynamic Dick and Ball Bag Boy and the incredible below job.

Band names

The sticky stage
&
Fully fingered

Lord of the rings the musical

This weeks song will be
I love rock 'n' roll
And will become
They have a cave troll
Lyrics:


They have a cave troll
By Elfstone Strider and the Lockbearer


I saw him coming from over a mile away
In feet tall he must have been seventeen
his arms were really long
he looked really strong
An' i could tell it wouldn't be long
til' he was here, yeah here.
yeah i could tell it wouldn't be long
til' he was here, yeah here, i shouted!

They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab your axe and fight with me.

Ah!

to give Théoden some time we snuck around
to stop those Uruk-hai
from gaining ground

Gimli said we can take em' all, though the gap was very long

an' soon we were cutting those orcs
down to their knee, yeah knee

soon we were cutting those orcs
down to their knee, yeah knee, i shouted!
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.

Ah!

Gimli said we could take um' all, though the gap was very long

we were both cutting those orcs
down to their knee, yeah knee
an' we'll be cutting those orcs
and making them run a flee
yeah their knee, i shouted!

They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.

They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.

They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.

They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.

They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.

We`re gonna have a problem here

Good evening fellow ballbaggers and welcome to another installment of the knob gags and innuendo that is our blog
Dynamic dick and ballbag boy update
This week has seen Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy hired to aid the local sheriff who happens to be a Cyborg in the same vain as robocop. As usual their local authority have cut corners  and not maintained the sheriff and it has rusted and fallen into disrepair, however it still wears its sheriff badge with pride, although now even this is falling apart and the clasp has seized Dick decides to help out by lubricating the clasp and thus enabling the rusty sheriff to once again wear its badge with pride.
This episode will be entitled:- Dynamic Dick and ballbag boy grease up the rusty sheriffs' badge

Band names
Machete mic
&
Teflon coated pants
Lord of the rings the musical
This weeks song is about Gimli the dwarf and is based on the song "call me" by Blondie
An excerpt from this song uses the lines
Call me! On the line call me, call me, call me any time
Will become
Gimli! Son of Gloin Gimli, Gimli, Gimli son of Gloin
There is more but we will save that for another time
Laters taters

They called me mad!!

Well here we are again its time for another installment from the random ramblings that is our blog.
The latest story from the Dynamic Dick and Ball bag boy franchise is a 2 parter
Part one sees Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy employed by a local family that have had their cat kidnapped, the kidnappers have stated their intent by shaving the cat and sending the clippings in an envelope to the family.
This will be titled:- Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy and the search for the shaven pussy

Part two sees Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy finally get their hands on the shaven feline after tracking it down to a local grandmother by the name of fanny.
This will be entitled :- Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy in the trouble with granny fanny.

This weeks band names are
Stressed out stripper
&
Fart at a wedding
Something new for your entertainment will something we have been working on for a while
LORD OF THE RINGS THE MUSICAL!!!!!!
This has been written using reworkings of classic rock hits from the 70s and 80s.
We will release excerpts from this weekly
Week one
The story of the building of Isengard by Saruman using his army of trolls and orks.
For this we have reworked the Star ship classic "we built this city with rock and roll"
And will be called "we built this city with orks and trolls"
Right that's your lot I`m outta here word to ya mothers.

After mistakenly mishearing the name of the blog have we had a better suggestion of what to name it?

Anti-idioms

Just a bit of fun for the working week, see if you can shoe-horn these anti-idioms or 'antidioms' in wherever possible and try making some up yourself. You take a well known saying or phrase and change it just a little to mean the complete opposite.

The two here would be used right after ''Cheer up mate.....

1. You look like a dog that took two dicks''

2. You look like the cat that got the salad cream''

More to come, hopefully.

don't do this!

We shall dispense our genius/ madness now

Our comic book

dynamic dick and ballbag boy.

the story of a private investigator (dynamic dick)and his side kick, who uses his bag of balls to get them out of various sticky situations (ballbag boy) in their home town of Bell End.

issue 1 sees dynamic dick and ballbag boy first form their alliance and their first job is to sort out an industrial dispute between the bin men and the local council and shall be entitled

Dynamic Dick & Ballbag Boy in the quest to clean up dirty Bell End

more titles to follow weekly.

Band Names

this is a talent we have discovered completely by accident and the first of which gave this blog its name (Black ballbag and the car crash coin) these are free for anyone to use and will be released one or two a week.

week one
a little less gooch
Rimjob off a zombie

enjoy! see you next week