Good evening fans and welcome to another instalment of the worlds least ( /most under)subscribed blog.
This week has seen Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy on the trail of a serial burglar or 2 serial burglars in fact, the first a burglar breaks into his victims homes only through the back door, the second is one that breaks into peoples homes and tidies them up.
And will be entitled
Dynamic Dick & Ballbag Boy take on the back door burglar & the Anal intruder
[this is so ridiculous I'm struggling to find the drive to make this cover]
would a cover help emphasise this joke? answers on a post card.
Random sentence of the week
Weep is to puss what ripe is to mince
Band names
2 massive muscles
&
Daily faeces update
Lord of the rings the musical
How deep is your love
Becomes
Helms deep is your fort
Thanks for taking the time to read this nonsense
Goodnight
Sunday 16 December 2012
Saturday 8 December 2012
XFACTOR avoidance exercise
Evening all and a big thank you for helping me avoid the xfactor for another week.
Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy.
Following on from last weeks episode which saw Dick fall in love with the local tramps ex girlfriend, Dick takes her on a date to the bi annual pea toss and catch festival, in the pea toss and catch festival the idea is that one person throws frozen peas from one side of the pub and their partner has to catch them in a paper cup on the other side of the pub.
This episode is entitled:- Dynamic Dick & Ballbag Boy in
Dick catches her peas from bums' ex.
Random sentence of the week
Fuck off door!!
Band names
Once forgotten biscuit
&
Full penetration before breakfast (probably an album name to honest).
Lord of the rings the musical
Broken wings by Mr Mister
Becomes
Bilbos' ring and will be performed by gandalf
Just a foot note for this entry is something we've been working on for a while. A sitcom based on a Mexican Beatles tribute act called
Los Beatels.
Starring, Juan Lennon, Paulo McCartney , Jorge Harrison and Gringo Starr , the story is that they are all Mexican except Gringo who is the real Ringo Starr.
A couple of the songs from the show would be.
Help
Becomes
Help I need sombrero
&
Hey Jude
Becomes
Jesus (pronounced hey Zeus in Spanish)
If you like it then more will follow.
Bye!
Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy.
Following on from last weeks episode which saw Dick fall in love with the local tramps ex girlfriend, Dick takes her on a date to the bi annual pea toss and catch festival, in the pea toss and catch festival the idea is that one person throws frozen peas from one side of the pub and their partner has to catch them in a paper cup on the other side of the pub.
This episode is entitled:- Dynamic Dick & Ballbag Boy in
Dick catches her peas from bums' ex.
Random sentence of the week
Fuck off door!!
Band names
Once forgotten biscuit
&
Full penetration before breakfast (probably an album name to honest).
Lord of the rings the musical
Broken wings by Mr Mister
Becomes
Bilbos' ring and will be performed by gandalf
Just a foot note for this entry is something we've been working on for a while. A sitcom based on a Mexican Beatles tribute act called
Los Beatels.
Starring, Juan Lennon, Paulo McCartney , Jorge Harrison and Gringo Starr , the story is that they are all Mexican except Gringo who is the real Ringo Starr.
A couple of the songs from the show would be.
Help
Becomes
Help I need sombrero
&
Hey Jude
Becomes
Jesus (pronounced hey Zeus in Spanish)
If you like it then more will follow.
Bye!
Sunday 2 December 2012
They Have a Cave Troll
As mentioned
ago, we are in the process of writing Lord of the Rings the Musical.
The First Song to be announced was a cover of I love Rock 'n' Roll by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts.
Not content in simply providing the lyrics, we are proud to present Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight, Live from Arnolds DriveIn and Milwaukee Fried Chicken Stand, You wanted to see it, brings you one of the most exciting events its ever been out privilege to bring you.
Lord of the Rings the 80's power ballad and soft rock Musical......in KARAOKE!!!!
Saturday 1 December 2012
Now thats what i call nonsense
Good evening and welcome to this weeks update.
Good news! we have literally 2 subscribers and one of those is the administrator, we have never felt so loved.
Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy
This week has seen the duo hired by a local tramp to find his missing ex girlfriend. Before long they track her down, but having found her Dick finds himself irresistibly attracted to her and the pair begin a torrid affair.
This episode is called
Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy in:- Dick loves bums' ex
Band names
Wonky!?
&
A lot heavier one end
A new segment for you this week is
Random sentence of the week
First entry
Have you ever seen a rabbit pulled out of a road cone?
Lord of the rings the musical
This weeks song will be Hotel California
And will become
Ents home Fangorn Forest
Lyrics:
In a dark humid forest, little light anywhere.
Slight smell of cedar, hanging in the air.
Up ahead in the distance, was a movement of light.
My sword grew heavy and supplies were thin.
But when I stopped for the night.
This tree was talking to me.
This could not be no way;
And I was thinking to myself,
should I just run or should I maybe stay.
Then he bent down and told me, yes he told me the way.
There are voices in this forest here,
and you'll here them say......
Welcome to the Ents home Fangorn forest,
such a lovely place,
for A lovely race.
Plenty of life at the Ents home Fangorn forest.
Any time of year,
you can find us here.
Good news! we have literally 2 subscribers and one of those is the administrator, we have never felt so loved.
Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy
This week has seen the duo hired by a local tramp to find his missing ex girlfriend. Before long they track her down, but having found her Dick finds himself irresistibly attracted to her and the pair begin a torrid affair.
This episode is called
Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy in:- Dick loves bums' ex
Band names
Wonky!?
&
A lot heavier one end
A new segment for you this week is
Random sentence of the week
First entry
Have you ever seen a rabbit pulled out of a road cone?
Lord of the rings the musical
This weeks song will be Hotel California
And will become
Ents home Fangorn Forest
Lyrics:
In a dark humid forest, little light anywhere.
Slight smell of cedar, hanging in the air.
Up ahead in the distance, was a movement of light.
My sword grew heavy and supplies were thin.
But when I stopped for the night.
This tree was talking to me.
This could not be no way;
And I was thinking to myself,
should I just run or should I maybe stay.
Then he bent down and told me, yes he told me the way.
There are voices in this forest here,
and you'll here them say......
Welcome to the Ents home Fangorn forest,
such a lovely place,
for A lovely race.
Plenty of life at the Ents home Fangorn forest.
Any time of year,
you can find us here.
Sunday 25 November 2012
Oh dear
Good evening all and welcome to the latest installment of our attempt to change the world.
Dynamic Dick and Ball Bag boy.
This week has see them hired by the local aquarium known as the Incredible Below. As well as the usual thefts of chocolate starfish from the confectionery counter the prize fish have been going missing so Dynamic Dick and Ball Bag Boy get on the case to track down the thief with the fishy five finger discount.
This episode is known as Dynamic Dick and Ball Bag Boy and the incredible below job.
Band names
The sticky stage
&
Fully fingered
Lord of the rings the musical
This weeks song will be
I love rock 'n' roll
And will become
They have a cave troll
Lyrics:
They have a cave troll
By Elfstone Strider and the Lockbearer
I saw him coming from over a mile away
In feet tall he must have been seventeen
his arms were really long
he looked really strong
An' i could tell it wouldn't be long
til' he was here, yeah here.
yeah i could tell it wouldn't be long
til' he was here, yeah here, i shouted!
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab your axe and fight with me.
Ah!
to give Théoden some time we snuck around
to stop those Uruk-hai
from gaining ground
Gimli said we can take em' all, though the gap was very long
an' soon we were cutting those orcs
down to their knee, yeah knee
soon we were cutting those orcs
down to their knee, yeah knee, i shouted!
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
Ah!
Gimli said we could take um' all, though the gap was very long
we were both cutting those orcs
down to their knee, yeah knee
an' we'll be cutting those orcs
and making them run a flee
yeah their knee, i shouted!
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
Dynamic Dick and Ball Bag boy.
This week has see them hired by the local aquarium known as the Incredible Below. As well as the usual thefts of chocolate starfish from the confectionery counter the prize fish have been going missing so Dynamic Dick and Ball Bag Boy get on the case to track down the thief with the fishy five finger discount.
This episode is known as Dynamic Dick and Ball Bag Boy and the incredible below job.
Band names
The sticky stage
&
Fully fingered
Lord of the rings the musical
This weeks song will be
I love rock 'n' roll
And will become
They have a cave troll
Lyrics:
They have a cave troll
By Elfstone Strider and the Lockbearer
I saw him coming from over a mile away
In feet tall he must have been seventeen
his arms were really long
he looked really strong
An' i could tell it wouldn't be long
til' he was here, yeah here.
yeah i could tell it wouldn't be long
til' he was here, yeah here, i shouted!
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab your axe and fight with me.
Ah!
to give Théoden some time we snuck around
to stop those Uruk-hai
from gaining ground
Gimli said we can take em' all, though the gap was very long
an' soon we were cutting those orcs
down to their knee, yeah knee
soon we were cutting those orcs
down to their knee, yeah knee, i shouted!
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
Ah!
Gimli said we could take um' all, though the gap was very long
we were both cutting those orcs
down to their knee, yeah knee
an' we'll be cutting those orcs
and making them run a flee
yeah their knee, i shouted!
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
They have a cave troll
So put another brace on the front gate Gimli
They have a cave troll
So go and grab you axe and fight with me.
Saturday 17 November 2012
We`re gonna have a problem here
Good evening fellow ballbaggers and welcome to another installment of the knob gags and innuendo that is our blog
Dynamic dick and ballbag boy update
This week has seen Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy hired to aid the local sheriff who happens to be a Cyborg in the same vain as robocop. As usual their local authority have cut corners and not maintained the sheriff and it has rusted and fallen into disrepair, however it still wears its sheriff badge with pride, although now even this is falling apart and the clasp has seized Dick decides to help out by lubricating the clasp and thus enabling the rusty sheriff to once again wear its badge with pride.
This episode will be entitled:- Dynamic Dick and ballbag boy grease up the rusty sheriffs' badge
Band names
Machete mic
&
Teflon coated pants
Lord of the rings the musical
This weeks song is about Gimli the dwarf and is based on the song "call me" by Blondie
An excerpt from this song uses the lines
Call me! On the line call me, call me, call me any time
Will become
Gimli! Son of Gloin Gimli, Gimli, Gimli son of Gloin
There is more but we will save that for another time
Laters taters
Dynamic dick and ballbag boy update
This week has seen Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy hired to aid the local sheriff who happens to be a Cyborg in the same vain as robocop. As usual their local authority have cut corners and not maintained the sheriff and it has rusted and fallen into disrepair, however it still wears its sheriff badge with pride, although now even this is falling apart and the clasp has seized Dick decides to help out by lubricating the clasp and thus enabling the rusty sheriff to once again wear its badge with pride.
This episode will be entitled:- Dynamic Dick and ballbag boy grease up the rusty sheriffs' badge
Band names
Machete mic
&
Teflon coated pants
Lord of the rings the musical
This weeks song is about Gimli the dwarf and is based on the song "call me" by Blondie
An excerpt from this song uses the lines
Call me! On the line call me, call me, call me any time
Will become
Gimli! Son of Gloin Gimli, Gimli, Gimli son of Gloin
There is more but we will save that for another time
Laters taters
Saturday 10 November 2012
They called me mad!!
Well here we are again its time for another installment from the random ramblings that is our blog.
The latest story from the Dynamic Dick and Ball bag boy franchise is a 2 parter
Part one sees Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy employed by a local family that have had their cat kidnapped, the kidnappers have stated their intent by shaving the cat and sending the clippings in an envelope to the family.
This will be titled:- Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy and the search for the shaven pussy
Part two sees Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy finally get their hands on the shaven feline after tracking it down to a local grandmother by the name of fanny.
This will be entitled :- Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy in the trouble with granny fanny.
This weeks band names are
Stressed out stripper
&
Fart at a wedding
Something new for your entertainment will something we have been working on for a while
LORD OF THE RINGS THE MUSICAL!!!!!!
This has been written using reworkings of classic rock hits from the 70s and 80s.
We will release excerpts from this weekly
Week one
The story of the building of Isengard by Saruman using his army of trolls and orks.
For this we have reworked the Star ship classic "we built this city with rock and roll"
And will be called "we built this city with orks and trolls"
Right that's your lot I`m outta here word to ya mothers.
The latest story from the Dynamic Dick and Ball bag boy franchise is a 2 parter
Part one sees Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy employed by a local family that have had their cat kidnapped, the kidnappers have stated their intent by shaving the cat and sending the clippings in an envelope to the family.
This will be titled:- Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy and the search for the shaven pussy
Part two sees Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy finally get their hands on the shaven feline after tracking it down to a local grandmother by the name of fanny.
This will be entitled :- Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy in the trouble with granny fanny.
This weeks band names are
Stressed out stripper
&
Fart at a wedding
Something new for your entertainment will something we have been working on for a while
LORD OF THE RINGS THE MUSICAL!!!!!!
This has been written using reworkings of classic rock hits from the 70s and 80s.
We will release excerpts from this weekly
Week one
The story of the building of Isengard by Saruman using his army of trolls and orks.
For this we have reworked the Star ship classic "we built this city with rock and roll"
And will be called "we built this city with orks and trolls"
Right that's your lot I`m outta here word to ya mothers.
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