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Good evening fans and welcome to another instalment  of  the worlds least ( /most under)subscribed blog.
This week has seen Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy on the trail of  a serial burglar or 2 serial burglars in fact, the first a burglar breaks into his victims homes only through the back door, the second is one that breaks into peoples homes and tidies them up.
And will be entitled
Dynamic Dick & Ballbag Boy take on the back door burglar & the Anal intruder

[this is so ridiculous I'm struggling to find the drive to make this cover]
would a cover help emphasise this joke? answers on a post card.

Random sentence of the week
Weep is to puss what ripe is to mince

Band names
2 massive muscles
&
Daily faeces update

Lord of the rings the musical
How deep is your love
Becomes
Helms deep is your fort

Thanks for taking the time to read this nonsense
Goodnight

XFACTOR avoidance exercise

Evening all and a big thank you for helping me avoid the xfactor for another week.

Dynamic Dick and Ballbag boy.
Following on from last weeks episode which saw Dick fall in love with the local tramps ex girlfriend, Dick takes her on a date to the bi annual pea toss and catch festival, in the pea toss and catch festival the idea is that one person throws frozen peas from one side of the pub and their partner has to catch them in a paper cup on the other side of the pub.
This episode is entitled:- Dynamic Dick & Ballbag Boy in
Dick catches her peas from bums' ex.

Random sentence of the week
Fuck off door!!
Band names
Once forgotten biscuit
&
Full penetration before breakfast (probably an album name to honest).

Lord of the rings the musical
Broken wings by Mr Mister
Becomes
Bilbos' ring and will be performed by gandalf

Just a foot note for this entry is something we've been working on for a while. A sitcom based on a Mexican Beatles tribute act called
Los Beatels.
Starring, Juan Lennon, Paulo McCartney , Jorge Harrison and Gringo Starr , the story is that they are all Mexican except Gringo who is the real Ringo Starr.
A couple of the songs from the show would be.
Help
Becomes
Help I need sombrero
&
Hey Jude
Becomes
Jesus (pronounced hey Zeus in Spanish)
If you like it then more will follow.
Bye!

They Have a Cave Troll

As mentioned

ago, we are in the process of writing Lord of the Rings the Musical.

The First Song to be announced was a cover of I love Rock 'n' Roll by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts.

Not content in simply providing the lyrics, we are proud to present Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight, Live from Arnolds DriveIn and Milwaukee Fried Chicken Stand, You wanted to see it, brings you one of the most exciting events its ever been out privilege to bring you.

Lord of the Rings the 80's power ballad and soft rock Musical......in KARAOKE!!!!

Please, Try the Fish

Now thats what i call nonsense

Good evening and welcome to this weeks update.
Good news! we have literally 2 subscribers and one of those is the administrator, we have never felt so loved.

Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy
This week has seen the duo hired by a local tramp to find his missing ex girlfriend. Before long they track her down, but having found her Dick finds himself irresistibly attracted to her and the pair begin a torrid affair.
This episode is called
Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy in:- Dick loves bums' ex

Band names
Wonky!?
&
A lot heavier one end

A new segment for you this week is
Random sentence of the week
First entry
Have you ever seen a rabbit pulled out of a road cone?

Lord of the rings the musical
This weeks song will be Hotel California
And will become
Ents home Fangorn Forest
Lyrics:



In a dark humid forest, little light anywhere. 
Slight smell of cedar, hanging in the air. 
Up ahead in the distance, was a movement of light. 
My sword grew heavy and supplies were thin. 
But when I stopped for the night. 
This tree was talking to me.
This could not be no way; 
And I was thinking to myself,
should I just run or should I maybe stay. 
Then he bent down and told me, yes he told me the way. 
There are voices in this forest here, 
and you'll here them say......

Welcome to the Ents home Fangorn forest, 
such a lovely place, 
for A lovely race. 
Plenty of life at the Ents home Fangorn forest. 
Any time of year, 
you can find us here.