Guzoline?

Good evening fans and welcome to another instalment  of  the worlds least ( /most under)subscribed blog.
This week has seen Dynamic Dick & Ballbag boy on the trail of  a serial burglar or 2 serial burglars in fact, the first a burglar breaks into his victims homes only through the back door, the second is one that breaks into peoples homes and tidies them up.
And will be entitled
Dynamic Dick & Ballbag Boy take on the back door burglar & the Anal intruder

[this is so ridiculous I'm struggling to find the drive to make this cover]
would a cover help emphasise this joke? answers on a post card.

Random sentence of the week
Weep is to puss what ripe is to mince

Band names
2 massive muscles
&
Daily faeces update

Lord of the rings the musical
How deep is your love
Becomes
Helms deep is your fort

Thanks for taking the time to read this nonsense
Goodnight